Now that there is an increase of traffic to this blog (courtsey of Chris @ http://brightstupidconfetti.blogspot.com/), I've got to try to be more creative.

So, in that vein, here is some plagiarized material.

Enjoy.

<>Peter Griffin:

You know what really grinds my gears?

This Lindsay Lohan. Huh?

Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with... with your little outfits.

Y'know? You're u... you're up there jumping around, and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So... y'know, what am I supposed to do?

What do-- what do you want?

Y'know, are we gonna go out?

Is that what you're trying to-- why you're leaping around there, throwing those things all up in, over there on my face? Huh?

What do you want, Lindsay?

Tell me what you want!

Well, I'll tell you what you want.

You want nothing.

You want nothing!

All right?

Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and... and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is... is just bogus.

Lois Griffin

[watching at home]

Oh, he is so right on.

Women are such teases!

That's why I went back to men.

Meg Griffin
[nervously]
OK, Mom, thanks for that. Uh... see you later.

Chris Griffin

Go on...

Peter Griffin

Another thing that really grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

Storm Trooper

[sitting in living room watching TV]

Yeah, me too.

What gives with that?

Peter Griffin

You know what really grinds my gears?

YOU, America!

FUCK YOU!