What's today? Friday. OK.

Wednesday I ran into "Michelle" and her mom at the gym.

Well, "ran into" is a bit of a misnomer.

They came up to me while I was working out at the far end of the gym. (I gotta say that when a woman or women come up to me and strike up a conversatition it's just the cat's meow. I only wish it happened a lot more than it does).

And we started to talk.

They were asking about my trip to Las Vegas.

What I did.

When I got back and so forth.

As the conversatition continues I finally realize that "Michelle" is not into me in anyway.

I think this because she hardly said anything during the conversation and then excused herself to continue to work out. Leaving me with her mom "Beth."

So "Beth" and I talk.

And talk.

And talk.

She and I must've spoken for at least an hour.

During this time "Michelle" would return to where "Beth" and I were talking and do a couple of exercises, talk a little and then leave again. She did this three times.

I started to feel weird because I like "Beth" but I'm into "Michelle." And I thought that maybe she was intimidated because her mom and I have a good rapport. You know or maybe it was that whole "I can't beleive that my mom is totally rapping with the guy I like" thing.

Also I wanted to say to "Michelle" that I want to have this kind of rapport with her but that I am a little intimidated by her. Well, I'm kind of intimidated by all bueatiful women and "Michelle" is a Bueatiful Woman. But I do get the feeling that we are both on our guard while talking to each other. What she is on guard about I can only assume from our previous conversations, but the Dave inside my head tells me it's "this lame-ass guy needs to fuck off" more than anything else.


EDITOR'S NOTE: "Dave" refers to LOST Season Two, Episode # 18.
Hurley has his and I have mine. Though now I am thin, I still have an
obese man's mentality and lack of confidence.

So there you go.

I'm hitting it off with the Hot Girl's Mom instead of the Hot Girl.

But I just don't know because "Michelle" always tells me we should get together but I never call her becasue things kind of don't work out when I do. Maybe I should just hook up with "Beth." I wonder if her Husband would mind?